{"id":947,"date":"2005-03-08T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-08T23:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=947"},"modified":"2005-03-08T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-08T23:47:00","slug":"947","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2005\/03\/08\/947\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

SILENCE! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical – by Jon & Al Kaplan<\/a>: Racist, but funny. I’m sorry.<\/p>\n

Why Can’t Chinese Women Drive?<\/i><\/p>\n

It’s 10 past 8 and I’m gonna be late; Holy Moley<\/p>\n

Why is the person in front of me driving so slowly<\/p>\n

He’s veering back and forth in his lane; what the hell is he doin’?<\/p>\n

Is he talkin’ on a cell phone or distracted by the gum that he’s chewin?<\/p>\n

So I pull up beside and I honk on my horn<\/p>\n

And I freak when I look at the driver<\/p>\n

‘Cause the guy at the wheel is a she not a he<\/p>\n

And those eyes – my god this woman’s from China!<\/p>\n

Tell me why can’t Chinese women drive?<\/p>\n

I’m surprised I’m still alive<\/p>\n

If you want to survive the ride<\/p>\n

You better open your eyes!<\/p>\n

There are certain things in this world that just don’t go together<\/p>\n

There’s Israelis and Arabs<\/p>\n

And hard liquor and beer<\/p>\n

And there’s picnics and terrible weather<\/p>\n

But there’s two more things that just don’t mix<\/p>\n

They outweigh the others by far…<\/p>\n

It’s not blacks and whites nor dogs and cats<\/p>\n

It’s a Chinese woman and the wheel of a car!<\/p>\n

Chorus<\/p>\n

Maybe I’m a racist with a crooked view<\/p>\n

Not every bearded big-nose guy’s a frikkin’ Jew<\/p>\n

And not all blacks play basketball<\/p>\n

And not all Asian men are small<\/p>\n

But why’s it every time I’m nearly killed behind the wheel<\/p>\n

Oh God I’m asking you please!<\/p>\n

That the person responsible don’t have a clue <\/p>\n

Is a woman and Chinese?<\/p>\n

Chorus<\/p>\n

Driving down the freeway is a dangerous task<\/p>\n

Especially in LA<\/p>\n

Lots of people lots of cars that go too fast<\/p>\n

It’s a game that only lunatics play<\/p>\n

I can deal with detours, traffic jams<\/p>\n

And changing lanes is a breeze<\/p>\n

But driving in this town is like Russian Roulette<\/p>\n

Except the bullets are Chinese!<\/p>\n

Chorus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

SILENCE! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical – by Jon & Al Kaplan: Racist, but funny. I’m sorry. Why Can’t Chinese Women Drive? It’s 10 past 8 and I’m gonna be late; Holy Moley Why is the person in front of me driving so slowly He’s veering back and forth in his lane; what the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}