{"id":940,"date":"2005-02-25T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T18:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=940"},"modified":"2005-02-25T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T18:31:00","slug":"940","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2005\/02\/25\/940\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.automobilemag.com\/reviews\/convertibles\/0503_lotus_elise\/\">2005 Lotus Elise &#8211; Automobile Magazine<\/a>:  This has to be one of the most humorous reviews I&#8217;ve read.  It&#8217;s not &#8220;Oh my god, I&#8217;m going to pee my pants just after I stop crying&#8221; funny, but it has it&#8217;s moments:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The cop hands me my first speeding ticket in nine years. I console myself with the thought that my streak was broken with a worthy car, something like getting an STD from a supermodel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I owned this car, I&#8217;d put in more aggressive cams and crank the idle up to about 2000 rpm, so it would play a frenetic staccato tune at all times. And I&#8217;d rip out the passenger seat and replace it with another fuel tank so you wouldn&#8217;t have to stop every ten minutes. And I&#8217;d airbrush a portrait of a ninja on the hood, but that&#8217;s, like, stage three.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The interior is mostly bare metal, there&#8217;s no power steering, and the radio is so bad that you expect Ashton Kutcher to run out from behind a bush and tell you that you&#8217;ve been Blau-Punk&#8217;d.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2005 Lotus Elise &#8211; Automobile Magazine: This has to be one of the most humorous reviews I&#8217;ve read. It&#8217;s not &#8220;Oh my god, I&#8217;m going to pee my pants just after I stop crying&#8221; funny, but it has it&#8217;s moments: &#8220;The cop hands me my first speeding ticket in nine years. I console myself with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}