{"id":928,"date":"2005-01-26T15:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T22:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=928"},"modified":"2005-01-26T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T22:32:00","slug":"928","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2005\/01\/26\/928\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s an email I had to send at work. Pretty pathetic, but I’m not really bothered by it; it’s funny, really.<\/p>\n

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As you all know, I have a large number of snacks available in my office. As some of you know, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve made most of them available to all of you to just grab whenever you want. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve specifically stated NOT to take the Clif bars, as I actually paid for those and they are my meal replacement if I am working late or if my hypoglycemia is acting up. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d rather not have to start locking them up in my PED, though that may be easier.<\/p>\n

Anyway, to whoever did it, I hope you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve enjoyed those seven bars. Thanks for occasionally leaving the empty wrappers. If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re that desperate for food, just ask me.<\/p>\n

M.<\/p>\n

Yes, I know it could be multiple people stealing the bars.<\/p>\n

Yes, I know it could be people that are not on this team.<\/p>\n

Yes, I know it is not that big of a deal. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m acting on principle.
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Here’s an email I had to send at work. Pretty pathetic, but I’m not really bothered by it; it’s funny, really. As you all know, I have a large number of snacks available in my office. As some of you know, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve made most of them available to all of you to just grab whenever […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}