{"id":913,"date":"2004-12-20T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T21:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=913"},"modified":"2004-12-20T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-20T21:35:00","slug":"913","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2004\/12\/20\/913\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God DAMNIT!  Two crappy McHorrible bits:<\/p>\n<p>1)  I missed not only the release of the new Hot Snakes record, I missed their Seattle tour date!  God damnit.  I love their live shows.  Damnit god.<\/p>\n<p>2)  So, I&#8217;m sick.  That&#8217;s not the bad part.  I ran to Qdoba to grab some lunch to eat back in my office.  Normally, I eat with Jeff, but I can barely talk today.  So, I&#8217;m picking up the completely-full 32oz Diet Coke out of the cup holder of my SVT Focus with one hand.  The cup just barely fits in the holder so it requires a bit of strong grip and a bit of dexterity.  I&#8217;m sick, so I got the grip part without the dexterity.  I successfully liberated the cup from the holder and then successfully liberated the soda from the cup.  I&#8217;m assuming about 20 oz spilled all over my seats, floor, cup holder, heated seat button, stickshift and parking brake.  Way   to    go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God DAMNIT! Two crappy McHorrible bits: 1) I missed not only the release of the new Hot Snakes record, I missed their Seattle tour date! God damnit. I love their live shows. Damnit god. 2) So, I&#8217;m sick. That&#8217;s not the bad part. I ran to Qdoba to grab some lunch to eat back in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}