{"id":905,"date":"2004-12-10T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T16:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=905"},"modified":"2004-12-10T09:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-10T16:58:00","slug":"905","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2004\/12\/10\/905\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BAD: Being woken up at 6:30 AM<\/p>\n<p>BADDER: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat<\/p>\n<p>BADDERER: Being woken up at 6:30 by your cat trying to puke<\/p>\n<p>BADDEREREST: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat trying to puke on your chest<\/p>\n<p>The hacking sound woke me up so I had enough time to pull him off the bed.  He puked once in the bedroom and then once in the hallway, both times a milky white substance.  Methinks some kitty was nibbling on one of the Christmas decorations and found something that didn&#8217;t settle well.  Gross.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I swear to god, if anyone makes fun of my English, I will come down on them with an unpossibly hugenormous shitstorm of fury.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BAD: Being woken up at 6:30 AM BADDER: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat BADDERER: Being woken up at 6:30 by your cat trying to puke BADDEREREST: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat trying to puke on your chest The hacking sound woke me up so I had enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}