{"id":755,"date":"2004-03-09T12:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=755"},"modified":"2004-03-09T12:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-09T19:27:00","slug":"755","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2004\/03\/09\/755\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so my friend Alicia got hit on by a guy at a party last week, but they didn&#8217;t exchange digits.  Instead, since this guy is a complete putz, asked a mutual friend for her AIM screenname!  She isn&#8217;t going to date him, but they have talked a bit and she found out he has a vanity site:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.morrissinger.com\/\">Morris Singer<\/a>.  <\/br><br \/>\n<br \/>Signs you are a PUTZ:<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<\/p>\n<li>You place a picture of yourself in your title graphic.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>Your site is &#8220;Under Construction&#8221;:  No one with a modicum of web design ability has used &#8220;Under Construction&#8221; on their site since 1995.  Go put your crap on GeoCities.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>You copy <a href=\"http:\/\/www-unix.oit.umass.edu\/~msinger\/collegian.html\">all of your columns<\/a>, and screw it up!  How many instances of &#8220;Restroom Revolution Gathers at Stonewall&#8221; are on that page?  Hard hitting journalism, at that!<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>Your <a href=\"http:\/\/www-unix.oit.umass.edu\/~msinger\/birthright\/\">photo galleries<\/a> are Javascript pop-up driven garbage.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>Your <a href=\"http:\/\/www-unix.oit.umass.edu\/~msinger\/shortBio.html\">bio<\/a> is written in third person perspective.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>You do not have a job or a degree yet you have a <a href=\"http:\/\/www-unix.oit.umass.edu\/~msinger\/business-card.jpg\">business card<\/a>.<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<li>Your tagline is a warning:  &#8220;Thank you for visiting my site. Do not duplicate this information, content or design without written permission from me.&#8221;<br \/>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Yeah, I know, someone could rip apart my site as well, but I can take it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so my friend Alicia got hit on by a guy at a party last week, but they didn&#8217;t exchange digits. Instead, since this guy is a complete putz, asked a mutual friend for her AIM screenname! She isn&#8217;t going to date him, but they have talked a bit and she found out he has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}