{"id":583,"date":"2003-09-16T13:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-16T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=583"},"modified":"2003-09-16T13:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-16T20:08:00","slug":"583","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2003\/09\/16\/583\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/science.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=78645&#038;cid=6971281\">Worst Jobs In Science<\/a>: &#8220;I was a teenage stool-sample analyzer.  Well, not me, but my old roommate was. He thought this type of job would help him get into med school (it didn&#8217;t). His biggest complaint was people who turned in tightly-sealed (naturally) peanut-butter jars packed full of the stuff, which would (naturally) decompose producing gas, causing a literal shit-storm when opened. He only needed about a teaspoon-full to do the analysis. &#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worst Jobs In Science: &#8220;I was a teenage stool-sample analyzer. Well, not me, but my old roommate was. He thought this type of job would help him get into med school (it didn&#8217;t). His biggest complaint was people who turned in tightly-sealed (naturally) peanut-butter jars packed full of the stuff, which would (naturally) decompose producing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}