{"id":405,"date":"2002-07-19T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-19T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=405"},"modified":"2002-07-19T10:10:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-19T17:10:00","slug":"405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2002\/07\/19\/405\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Hmm, even though it looks down right now, here are some examples from an IRC quotes page<\/a>:<\/p>\n

<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?<\/p>\n

<Chirako> Gravy Train.<\/p>\n

<Chirako> It’s like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap. You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it.<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that’s…dog food..<\/p>\n

<Chirako> It was NOT dog food!<\/p>\n

<Chirako> Mommy wouldn’t feed me dog food!<\/p>\n

* Chirako looks at Mommy<\/p>\n

<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n

<Chirako> IT’S DOG FOOD!<\/p>\n

<Chirako> http:\/\/www.gravytraindog.com\/<\/p>\n

<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!<\/p>\n

<Chirako> She’s always been obsessed with me eating dog food… >_<<\/p>\n

<Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag<\/p>\n

* Chirako gags<\/p>\n

<Chirako> If there’s one thing dogs love, it’s rich,<\/p>\n

<Chirako> beefy gravy. That’s why every nugget of<\/p>\n

<Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.<\/p>\n

<Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can<\/p>\n

<Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,<\/p>\n

<Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves.<\/p>\n

* Chirako graons<\/p>\n

<Chirako> Oh, man…. I’m gonna kill her<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Glossy coat<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Strong teeth and bones<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Builds and maintains body tissue<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Efficient digestion<\/p>\n

<Disco_Ernie> Clear eyes<\/p>\n

<Chirako> ..I should have known.<\/p>\n

<Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast<\/p>\n

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<stank> guys.. i went out tonight.<\/p>\n

<stank> i pretended to be a normal college student.<\/p>\n

<stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don’t know.<\/p>\n

<stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way.<\/p>\n

<stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.<\/p>\n

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<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes\n
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<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.<\/p>\n

<Paradox> I know I usually don’t talk much about stuff unless it’s solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.<\/p>\n

<Paradox> I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition. * volsung_ perks up.<\/p>\n

<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my ‘hard cock.’<\/p>\n

* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.<\/p>\n

<volsung_> \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

<Paradox> They want it ‘now,’ apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.<\/p>\n

<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?<\/p>\n

<Paradox> I’m not sure.<\/p>\n

<volsung_> I’m sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.<\/p>\n

<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.<\/p>\n

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<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo<\/p>\n

<andy> no wait<\/p>\n

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<SDHawk> I tried to go to dictionary.com, but I can’t spell it right.<\/p>\n
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<knobsthebear> How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hmm, even though it looks down right now, here are some examples from an IRC quotes page: <Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty? <Chirako> Gravy Train. <Chirako> It’s like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap. You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}