{"id":358,"date":"2002-05-24T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-24T15:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=358"},"modified":"2002-05-24T08:33:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-24T15:33:00","slug":"358","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2002\/05\/24\/358\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since starting my new job back in April, I have had almost nothing to do.  I have found creative ways to make myself look busy but there are only so many hours a person can spend at <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\">Slashdot<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\">fark<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, today was given an actual assignment.  It is something simple (rebulid a laptop), but is it <i>actual work<\/i>.  Now that I have gotten a taste of doing actual work, I don&#8217;t want to go back to having to kill time.  I would rather coat my ass in honey and sit down on a seething pile of fire ants;  I would rather swallow a towel;  I would rather pound nails into my dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since starting my new job back in April, I have had almost nothing to do. I have found creative ways to make myself look busy but there are only so many hours a person can spend at Slashdot and fark. Well, today was given an actual assignment. It is something simple (rebulid a laptop), but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=358"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/358\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}