Of course, none of these are real quotes, but anyway:<\/p>\n
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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— Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)<\/p>\n
“You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.”
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— Yasir Arrafat (On going to war over religion)<\/p>\n
“I found my wife in bed naked one day next to a Vietnamese guy and a black guy. I took a picture and sent it to Benetton. You never know.”
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— Robin Williams<\/p>\n
“I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.”
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— Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer)<\/p>\n
“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”
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— Bruce Willis (on the difference between men and women)<\/p>\n
“And God said: ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don’t blame everything on Satan.'”
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— George Burns=20<\/p>\n
“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’ ”
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— Sandra Bullock<\/p>\n
“Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.”
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— Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner – 1996)<\/p>\n
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
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— Sharon Stone<\/p>\n
“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.”
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— Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)<\/p>\n
“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee – the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.”
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— Dan Rather (News anchorman)<\/p>\n
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?'”
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— Arnold Schwarzenegger<\/p>\n
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
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— Courtney Cox (Monica on “Friends”)<\/p>\n
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
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— Tiger Woods=20<\/p>\n
“Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum!'”
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