{"id":1026,"date":"2006-04-10T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-10T21:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bibik.org\/blog\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2006-04-10T14:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-10T21:58:00","slug":"1026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/2006\/04\/10\/1026\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I highly doubt any of you have seen this commercial, mostly because I doubt any of you would watch programs targetting this specific demographic.   Nonetheless, I&#8217;m home sick today, working on email with the TV on in the background.  Afternoon television is probably the worst, especially when there isn&#8217;t even anything worthwhile on ESPN, ESPN2 or Speed.  I finally just gave up, and left it on Speed.  They started playing IHRA 2005 highlights, and of course one of the segments is sponsored by Hooters.<\/p>\n<p>The commercial starts with a &#8220;morning meeting&#8221; with the manager telling her staff that they are now selling snow crab legs at $7.99\/pound.  Later that afternoon, some huge biker-looking guy orders the crab legs and the waitress says &#8220;Okay&#8230;&#8221; and drags out a scale.  The manager claims that the snow crabs aren&#8217;t selling:<\/p>\n<p>Waitress: &#8220;They&#8217;re just too expensive!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Manager: &#8220;At $7.99 a pound?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Waitress:  &#8220;Well that guy over there weighs over 200 pounds!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ba-dum-ching, end scene.  The humorous part of all this?  The manager is young, moderately attractive but maybe a B-cup.  What, if you don&#8217;t have the goods to be a waitress, they make you manager?  It&#8217;s just so glaring in the comparison to the well-endowed waitstaff all around her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I highly doubt any of you have seen this commercial, mostly because I doubt any of you would watch programs targetting this specific demographic. Nonetheless, I&#8217;m home sick today, working on email with the TV on in the background. Afternoon television is probably the worst, especially when there isn&#8217;t even anything worthwhile on ESPN, ESPN2 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bibik.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}