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  • Everyone makes mistakes. The true defining factor is how the mistake is handled.

    I ordered two sets of two speaker stands from Amazon sometime last week. This week, I received just one of those sets (two stands, not four). I emailed their customer service address and the response was amazing. Without questioning me, they are sending out the second set Next Day Air at no cost. I’m impressed; Amazon, you will retain me as a customer and I will attempt to bring you more business.

    On the other hand (I should have used OTOH, since I never get to), let me describe the horrors of Dollar Rent-a-Car. The name alone should have scared me back into the hills, but NO, I had to try to get a cool car. So, like you know, I went back to Detroit last weekend for the auto show. Because of Microsoft, I get discounts with Avis and normally use them for car rental services. I usually get a Grand Am or an Alero or something equally bland for about $170 for a three-day-weekend. I thought that I should try to get a cooler car for the auto show weekend and remembered that some company rented out Chrysler 300s. Normally, I hate Chrysler (and all parent, sibling and child companies) because the father of She-That-Will-Not-Be-Named worked for them. I decided that was simplistic and found out that Dollar rented them out. The 300 fell into their Premium classification and a weekend rental was calculated to be about $165.96. That was about what I would pay normally, but I knew the final value would be greater due to airport fees and so on.

    Fast forward to 6:30 AM (EST, so my brain thought it was 3:30 AM) and I’m trying to pick up my car. There is only one person ahead of me in line, but little did I know how long that one person would take. From what I overheard, a group of three guys were severely delayed and thus they wanted to rent a car instead. They must have tried five different credit cards before they found one that went through. All in all, it took about 20 minutes and I know they ended up paying around $575 for three days. Ouch. So, finally it is my turn. I told her my name and she said “Okay, Mr. Bibik, it looks like we have you down for a Pacifica today.” I corrected her and said I requested a 300. She informed me they did not have anymore 300s and that the Pacifica was also in the Premium class. I hate big vehicles and I’m especially not going to pay extra to roll in a minivan! I knew I couldn’t do anything about it, so I asked for a vehicle in the next lower classification. She said I could upgrade to a 300 Touring, but from my investigations on the web, that would have been at least $200 extra. She had a Dodge Stratus available, but since I requested a Premium rate, she couldn’t give me the Stratus rate but only a 10% discount. I wanted to fight it, but what can some simple counter lackey do? Nothing. So I agreed and she started typing for what seemed for five minutes. I swear to god she was posting on Blogger about the previous guys. Anyway, over the clickity-clack, she quips “You know about our underage driver rate, right?” Once again, I wanted to fight, but what could I do? I said “yes” and KNEW that my quoted $165.96 was going to be terribly off. She then asked if I wanted full coverage or basic. I said basic, not realizing that “no coverage” would have also been an option. When she finally printed out an agreement for me to look over and sign, the final value was about $360! In addition, the dot-matrix-printed agreement was so confusing. Just picture it, a 11″x13″ page filled with 8 point Courier font and she circled SEVEN areas that I needed to initial. All I cared about was getting the hell out of there. I looked for the insurance area and saw DECLINED x3, so I figured at least I wasn’t going to get reamed by that.

    I pull out of the parking lot and the windows are a mess. It looks like some kids attempted to cover the entire rear window with fingerprints. The windshield isn’t much better. The outside is dirty, so I go to use the washer fluid… oh, silly me, I expected there to be washer fluid! Luckily, I was able to get home safe where I promptly spent 20 minutes cleaning the windows and putting in washer fluid. Anyway, the car was a dog, I spent $30 on gas (but I drove over 600 miles so it got pretty good mileage), and turns out that they automatically charged me for LDW since I was “underage”. 24.5 is less than 25, I agree, but I can drive better than 90%+ of the population. Sigh, the final figure was $366.

  • WTF? Since when did our product still blue screen? This is the first one I’ve seen on a computer I own in probably three years.

  • Damn, it was cold out this morning. Yes, I’m from Michigan so I shouldn’t be cold at a whopping 32 degrees windchill, but don’t forget, I never wear a coat or gloves out here. Maybe I should start and maybe I should do something to keep my car warm.

  • Ford Focus Forum, News, Discussion and Chat: Now this is a great installation. So far, I’ve been trying to mount the horns either behind the main grill (where the Ford emblem is, though mine is now an SVT emblem) or where the stock horns are (behind the drivers side fog lamp). Instead, this person has installed them in the lower grill in the bumper! I just need to figure out how to do the same thing.

  • Ford SVTOA Official Forums – Floor jack – jacking points?: Since the sill jack points SUCK on the SVT, I should save this link for posterity. In case the pictures disappear, I’ve uploaded them to my gallery: front and rear.

  • Pontiac | Vehicle Locator | Results: Yeah, the vehicle locator is totally busted. It hasn’t changed in weeks. Additionally, the mega-rebate for the GTO has since expired so no GTO for me!

  • AMERICAN DAD :: FOX Broadcasting Company: Whoa, American Dad got picked up by Fox and they are even making 19 episodes for the first season! I think we might have another funny one on our hands.

  • Pontiac | Vehicle Locator | Results: Ok, I have decided that the Pontiac “Locate Vehicle” site is not kept up to date. I *know* that someone picked up an ’04 GTO (Yellow Jacket M6, to be specific) and the search is still returning 25 available vehicles. People are getting these cars for less than $20k out the door! That is crazy! It doesn’t help that I owe less than what my current car is worth. I’m almost tempted to put it up for sale just to see if anyone would pick it up at the right price.

  • So the release of the new Hot Snakes album, Audit in Progress, has prompted me to renew my EMusic subscription. To win me back, they offered a free month and 40 downloads. The normal free trial is two weeks and 25 downloads. I just downloaded the entire new album, so I have 28 left. I’m not sure if 40 MP3s is worth $9.99/month. Though, the bonus is that all of the MP3s that I downloaded with EMusic in the past are still linked to my account. If you have purchased a song once, you can download it as many times as you’d like! I lost all of my MP3s in a catastrophic crash so I can reclaim those now! Rock.

  • God DAMNIT! Two crappy McHorrible bits:

    1) I missed not only the release of the new Hot Snakes record, I missed their Seattle tour date! God damnit. I love their live shows. Damnit god.

    2) So, I’m sick. That’s not the bad part. I ran to Qdoba to grab some lunch to eat back in my office. Normally, I eat with Jeff, but I can barely talk today. So, I’m picking up the completely-full 32oz Diet Coke out of the cup holder of my SVT Focus with one hand. The cup just barely fits in the holder so it requires a bit of strong grip and a bit of dexterity. I’m sick, so I got the grip part without the dexterity. I successfully liberated the cup from the holder and then successfully liberated the soda from the cup. I’m assuming about 20 oz spilled all over my seats, floor, cup holder, heated seat button, stickshift and parking brake. Way to go.