Sega knows they are on the way out. They know their Dreamcast did not build up enough of a market share to take away from the new Playstation 2. What to do next? Rip into Sony!
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“Yeah, mother fucker knows what’s up!” — Stuart Robinson, on hearing that I am growing a goatee like his.
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Emblems, symbols and motto’s of Provinces of Canada: The stone/gem/mineral of Quebec is asbestos. Now we have to figure out who is less intelligent: Canucks or Spartans!
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I am now fully convinced that the Spartans are idiots: they defeated the Harlem Globetrotters! Guys, just to let you know, you are supposed to let them win. Why else would they have a 1,270 game win streak?
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Some of my facial hair is coming in copper colored… Life has ceased to make any sense.
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Of course, none of these are real quotes, but anyway:
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
— Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)“You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.”
— Yasir Arrafat (On going to war over religion)“I found my wife in bed naked one day next to a Vietnamese guy and a black guy. I took a picture and sent it to Benetton. You never know.”
— Robin Williams“I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.”
— Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer)“On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.”
— Bruce Willis (on the difference between men and women)“And God said: ‘Let there be Satan, so people don’t blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don’t blame everything on Satan.’”
— George Burns=20“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’ ”
— Sandra Bullock“Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die.”
— Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner – 1996)“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
— Sharon Stone“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you’re anxious to meet people who do.”
— Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee – the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.”
— Dan Rather (News anchorman)“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, ‘Thyroid problem?’”
— Arnold Schwarzenegger“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.”
— Courtney Cox (Monica on “Friends”)“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
— Tiger Woods=20“Things you’ll never hear a woman say: ‘My, what an attractive scrotum!’”
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Let’s see how much longer I am listen on Are They Hot or Not?… Once Am I Hot of Not? changed their scoring system,I jumped to a 9.9.
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Mr. T jokes never get old.
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229 votes. This is insane! I think I am going to have to agree with Jenni and face the facts. It is definitely time to transfer to The University of Toronto.
