Texas toast does not taste like ass. Here is a quick recipe for cheesy bread I just whipped up:

Cheesy Texas Bread

Preparation time: 5 minutes

Cooking time: 8 minutes

Ingredients:

Texas toast, sliced thick (3 slices)

Shredded mozzarella or sharp cheddar cheese (1 cup)

Grated parmesan cheese (3 tablespoons)

Butter

Garlic powder

Italian seasoning

Red pepper flakes

Directions:

1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

2) Lightly butter the bread.

3) Sprinkle a tablespoon of parmesan onto the buttered side of each slice.

4) Season with garlic powder, italian seasoning and red pepper flakes to taste.

5) Cover each slice with 1/3rd cup of shredded cheese.

6) Place onto an ungreased cookie sheet.

7) Cook for 8 minutes.